Today's sacristy tale

This morning when we got there, there were some school kids getting out  of there cars. I knew I was dead. I went up the wheelchair ramp. I expected the kid to say " Hey you! School's this way!" I thought about saying "I left something in here last school mass." But the kid didn't catch me, I'm outta sight! I went inside, got ready and lit the candles. The third one acted a little funky. So did the fourth one. But they were all good. At the end of mass, Mr. Tim extinguished the candles when he wasn't supposed to (there was a funeral today). But I didn't tell him. Stay tuned