Kinda boring sacrtisty tale

This morning was very not cool. We had gotten to church on time, But Deacon Jack had beat us. And his car was in my dad's favorite parking spot. So Deacon Jack and Miss Paula were talking about how a lot of priests in the diocese were dying. After benediction, I took a match to light the candles. You know the red part on the match that that you scrape on the match box? The red part had a red "thorn" sticking out of the red part! I showed it to Deacon Jack. He liked it. But I didn't light the candle lighter with it =(. I picked another match. During the distribution of communion, Fr. Joe had accidentally dropped the host and I caught it on the paten =)! Stay tuned