Showing posts with label Mad libs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mad libs. Show all posts
Friday, April 27, 2012
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Fuuny Mad Libs
This is yesterdays Mad Libs: History Of A Famous Invention:
The first electric CUP was invented by a SHARP young man named JIM LEONARAD. he and his brother BERNARD SCOTT ran a small BASKET BALL repair shop, and in there spare time they studied POTS. When they started work on there invention everyone said " HE'S ALIVE! you'll never get it off the CROWN". but they built a PERFECT model made out of old DISKS and used a MAGAZINE. The model worked fine, and in 10 minutes it toasted 24 slices PIZZA. It also used up two gallons of ORANGE JUICE an hour and the top converted into a MONEY. They sold the patent to a FAT millonare for 1,246 dollars and lived LOUDLY ever after! lol =D
The first electric CUP was invented by a SHARP young man named JIM LEONARAD. he and his brother BERNARD SCOTT ran a small BASKET BALL repair shop, and in there spare time they studied POTS. When they started work on there invention everyone said " HE'S ALIVE! you'll never get it off the CROWN". but they built a PERFECT model made out of old DISKS and used a MAGAZINE. The model worked fine, and in 10 minutes it toasted 24 slices PIZZA. It also used up two gallons of ORANGE JUICE an hour and the top converted into a MONEY. They sold the patent to a FAT millonare for 1,246 dollars and lived LOUDLY ever after! lol =D
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Mad libs
My bro likes to do Mad libs to warm up for grammar. Here's this morning's: A visit to the zoo!
Zoos are places where wild BIG SCREEN T.V.s are kept in pens or cages so that PEPPER SPRAY BOTTLES can come and look at them. There are two zoos in New York, one in the Bronx and one in FURRY Park. The Park zoo is built around a large pond filled with clear sparkling ORANGE JUICE. You will see several MICE swimming in the pond and eating fish. When it is feeding time, all of the animals make HIGH noises. The elephant goes TICK-TOCK-TICK-TOCK and the turtledoves go TILLILIILILLI. In one part of the zoo, there are FROZEN gorillas who love to eat CHAIRS. In another building, there is a spotted African BEAR that is so fast it can outrun a WOLF. But my favorite animal is the hippopotamus. It has a huge HEAD and eats fifty pounds of MARKERS a day. You would never know that, technically, it's nothing but an over sized WEARY pig. lol :)
Zoos are places where wild BIG SCREEN T.V.s are kept in pens or cages so that PEPPER SPRAY BOTTLES can come and look at them. There are two zoos in New York, one in the Bronx and one in FURRY Park. The Park zoo is built around a large pond filled with clear sparkling ORANGE JUICE. You will see several MICE swimming in the pond and eating fish. When it is feeding time, all of the animals make HIGH noises. The elephant goes TICK-TOCK-TICK-TOCK and the turtledoves go TILLILIILILLI. In one part of the zoo, there are FROZEN gorillas who love to eat CHAIRS. In another building, there is a spotted African BEAR that is so fast it can outrun a WOLF. But my favorite animal is the hippopotamus. It has a huge HEAD and eats fifty pounds of MARKERS a day. You would never know that, technically, it's nothing but an over sized WEARY pig. lol :)
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